Day 15 – Thursday, July 4, 2013

Last day of teaching. A crazy-hectic day. Our host has planned some festivities for the end of the day and wants us to finish our teaching a couple of hours early. This was going to be some feat as we were already behind schedule thanks to my day of illness. We shortened their lunch break and eliminated their afternoon break. I taught non-stop for about two and a half hours and crammed in about four hours of material. I had fun, but the class was a little tired by the end. They all stayed awake the whole time, probably in hopes I would talk about sex again, which I didn’t. They appeared quite content with the non-provacative material. One of the great joys of teaching in Burundi is how eager they are to learn. They kept telling me they had never heard these things before and that it was revolutionary. This was particularly interesting since all of my teaching points come from the Scripture. The Bible has only been available in Kirundi for a short time so even the pastors have a hard time being proficient with the use of Scripture, not to mention the complete lack of resources to help understand the Bible. Once again I see how overwhelmingly blessed I am and how easy it is to take it for granted. The Accordance Bible study software on my computer puts more resources at my fingertips than are available in the entire country of Burundi. Teaching and resourcing these brothers and sisters that Christ died for is not optional. If we don’t go, God will raise up someone else and we will miss the blessing as well as the opportunity to be part of God’s plan.

The afternoon festivities were indeed quite special. First we watched as our young team members, (Christopher, Malachi, Lizzy, Julia, and Lydia, with the help of David’s children and under the capable leadership of Chris Champion) performed a drama depicting the death, burial and resurrection of Christ. The seventy plus Burundi children were spell bound by the story and reacted with gasps and verbal empathy at what was happening to this man Jesus. IMG_3709After the drama, they made an assembly line of sorts and washed the feet of the children. A heart of stone would be required to not be moved by this scene. Our children who were shy, intimidated, and uncertain just two weeks ago, were launching into this task without a bit of hesitation. No one recoiled at deformed feet or noxious smells.

The love that had grown in their hearts for these precious children of God who have so little flowed out in their task of humility and service. The Burundi children beamed with delight as these westerners who have been so loving for these past couple of weeks now did something no one has ever done for them. The children were so dirty that the foot washing gave them what looked like an invisible pair of socks that changed their skin color. Each one hopped up from the foot washing and marched over to receive a brand new shirt – maybe the first new item of clothes they ever had. Not one child put their new clothes on, but reverently kept them neatly folded to take home. A couple of children had nothing to wear on the bottom half of their body and they were clearly aware of the stigma that came from being pant less in a clothed society. We put some denim shorts on them and all the children cheered. Whether from empathy or relief at not getting mooned all the time was unclear, but we were happy.

We finished the day with drummers and goodbyes. A few women from the village on the other side of the mountain showed up with pots they had made to thank our team for blessing their children. We gave them t-shirts and they were so excited they spontaneously broke into a dance. I have never been that excited in my life, but it was a joy to watch.

Day 14 – Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Having resurrected from the dead I was eager to get back to teaching, but a little cautious about food. I went easy on breakfast even though I’m quite hungry and a bit dehydrated. Devotions were fine, teaching went well, and by lunch my caution is trampled under the heavy feet of my hunger. I bury my face in the rice and beans as I ravenously inhale the food. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief – JD is back.

All are glad that I’m feeling better, not out of concern for my personal welfare, but because they know the topic for the afternoon marital session is sex. Everyone feigns disinterest, but by the time the session starts everyone is on the edge of their seats with freshly sharpened pencils and a stack of fresh notebooks – and that’s just my teammates. I can understand the African’s being so eager, they don’t have cable.

Through the first two seminars, Daniella had been my primary translator. She is a beautiful, 23-year-old single woman eager to serve God. When she found out I would be talking about sex she refused to do any translation for me during the entire marital conference. I assured her the material would be handled respectfully and not in a crass way, but she insisted I may use a word that she would be embarrassed to translate. I respected her wishes (which is not to say I didn’t tease her mercilessly – I did, but I used her father as my translator). I had some concern about the reserved nature of the culture if the possibility of a word related to sex was enough to lose me a translator. My concerns were completely unfounded. They took to the topic with the vigor one might expect from people who had so little personal privacy. One older woman asked an extremely long, and apparently somewhat risqué question that had my translator and most of the class doubled over in laughter. The translation was very much abbreviated and undoubtedly cleaned up before it got to me. I got the message loud and clear, “sex is important and we want to talk about it.” After the class I found that Dani was quite embarrassed even without translating. Hearing the topic discussed so frankly by her father (her mother was also in the room tossing in helpful suggestions) may have been worse than saying them herself. She was one of four unmarried people in the room and the other three were engaged to be married soon. Awkwardness is so much fun when it is happening to someone else.

Day 13 – Tuesday, July 2, 2013

The lost day.
I woke up excited to start the marital seminar. My most frequently taught subject. I’m so eager to start teaching that I ignore the slightly queasy feeling in my stomach. As I am leading the devotions I feel the churn in my stomach go up a notch, but tell myself it will pass. Devotions end and we head over to the training room to start teaching. Before I start teaching, Chris leads the group in a great ice breaker, but I decide to sit out since I wasn’t feeling 100%. I was feeling sorry for myself because the activity was a lot of fun. My turn was soon enough and I started with introductions and clarifying the participants expectations. So as they were explaining how they hoped to use the information they would learn I began to wage war in earnest with my gastro-intestinal system. Ginger saw the range of colors my face was progressing through and noticed my covert belches. (You know the type. We all do them when we have eaten too much or need to release a little pressure, and everyone politely pretends we didn’t just burp at them.) She mouthed to me, “are you ok?”, and I confidently let her know I have it all under control.
Within seconds my eyes were bulging and the pressure within my system threatened to burst me open like an over-ripe gourd. Without a word of warning I initiated my exit pausing to ask Gretchen to take over for me. Oblivious to the intestinal wars, Gretchen turns to me with a doe-eyed stare and asks, “What do you need?” I struggle to be calm as I snap, “Take over.” Still confused by my uncharacteristic surrender of the floor, I was met with dazed bewilderment. The look of desperation on my bloated face launched Ginger into action as she jumped up saying, “I’ve got it. You go.” I don’t know if she was motivated by pity for my desperate circumstances, or a desire to get me as far away as possible before the inevitable eruption occurred. Heedless of her motives, I headed for the door in a hurry, but didn’t make it. I clasped my hand over my mouth in a fruitless effort to keep the nastiness within, but only accomplished directing the trajectory of the gorge onto me – my shirt, shoes and pants were all baptized with the former contents of my stomach. I continued my hasty retreat without breaking into a run because that would be undignified. Instead I proceeded at a safe and reasonable speed as I bubbled over all the way to the men’s room on the back of the building. Relieved to finally be in the appropriate place for my activities, I dropped to my knees and began to worship in earnest at the porcelain throne. Only later did I find out that, due to the nature of construction in Africa, the bathroom which I thought to be a solace for spewing, was in fact nothing more than an echo chamber to magnify all my retching into the conference room where all the students were.
Covered in vomit, kneeling on a bathroom floor, with my face in a location reserved for another part of my anatomy, I notice movement by the door I neglected to close in my rush. I turn to see women from the conference in the doorway peering in with worried looks on their face. Realizing I have set a new standard for undignified, I pulled myself up to begin the cleanup process. Of course, the bathroom only has water I can’t drink and no towel or other means for cleanup. I splash water on my clothes and scrape off the biggest chunks before Daniella, the daughter of our host, shows up with bottled water and a towel – what a blessing she was. Having purged all the evil from within, I felt much better and was ready to return to teaching. I was met with saucer eyes and wrinkled noses as my puke drenched presence completed the morning lesson.
Assuming I may not be out of the woods yet, I decided to go lay down for a bit to let everything settle while Gretchen taught the next lesson. I didn’t know the half of what I was in for. Suffice it to say that it was not a pleasant day. I never got back up the hill to teach that day, or even out of my room/bathroom (apparently not all of the evil was expelled). I laid on my bed with prayers alternating between “God, heal me,” and “God, take me home now.” I didn’t care which, I just couldn’t stay in this state. In the evening I started to wonder if I was delirious or if God was answering my prayer. I heard the beautiful sound of angels singing outside my window. I strained to hear the sound of the chariot wheels, as I was sure he was coming to take my home. Alas, it was the girls practicing for the next day’s worship time. He wasn’t going to pull me out after all.

Day 12 – Monday, July 1, 2013

DSCN5169Today is July 1st which is Burundi’s independence day. They had reserved special seats for us at the stadium where a parade and festival was held. Our seats were fantastic, especially since most people did not even get seats. The festivities started with at least a half-hour worth of microphone testing as they attached loud speakers to long poles and erected them for a PA system. After approximately 40 minutes of steady high-pitched feedback whine and a man saying “Aloo, Aloo, Aloo,” at about 40 decibels louder than needed for a deaf man to hear him, we were set to go.Before the parade could start some announcements were needed and some dignitaries needed to arrive. The announcements were conducted at the ear-drum-piercing level as the test “aloo”. The announcer would yell into the microphone causing feedback and distortion, but my ears had already started to bleed so I was getting used to it. I didn’t understand the announcements except when he was saying “muzungus” (white people) and America. Apparently our presencewarranted an announcement…several times. As the only white people there, it was pretty obvious who he was talking about. The dignitaries, which included the chief of police, a military big wig, and a mayor or governor (I don’t pretend to understand their political system.)This special cadre of officials necessitated some patriotic music, which, of course, was pre-recorded so it could be played over our excellent loud speakers. I thought my ears had known pain prior to this, but I was just a hacker up to this point. I stood right next to a runway one time as a Harrier jet did a vertical take off with less ear pain. It was not merely the volume of the music, which was excessive by any head-bangers standard, it was the quality. Imagine going to an elementary band concert where all the kids were on crack. Now crank up the volume to the point where the speakers begin to tear themselves apart (either from excessive vibration or the speakers are committing suicide to escape what they are being forced to endure) and you have a rough idea of the music.

I am struck by how few spectators there were. My bewilderment was answered by the parade. By parade I do not mean floats, marching bands, and drunk shriners riding undersized mini-bikes. The qualification for entry into this parade is the possession of legs, any size will do. For the next two and a half hours every person from Gitega walked past us waving their hands while grouped into mysterious groups identified by homemade signs they carried. After they marched in, they took a lap around the track. Under the best of circumstances I would rather light my hair on fire than go to a parade…this was not the best of circumstances. There were drummers and dancers later which were only marred by the use of the PA system to scream the songs over. Subtlety is not a strong suit in Burundi.

Day 11 – Sunday, June 30, 2013

Sundays are fairly predictable. The first half of the day was spent at church because they have long services. As honored guests who have come from so far away we always get “priority seating.” On this particular Sunday our honored position involved being marched up to the front of the church and sitting on the platform facing the congregation. A lengthy service in a hot building after a long work week with irregular sleep in a language you don’t understand is an ideal environment for napping…and nap I did. Malachi and I sat side by side in the front row of the platform facing the congregation as we snoozed through the sermon. I don’t think we were alone, but we were most visible. I suspect that the biggest problem this caused was arousing envy amongst the congregants who were facing the pastor and felt compelled to stay awake.

After my delightful nap, I noticed that my partners were acting more reprehensibly than I. Gretchen had pilfered a small child from a very young woman sitting nearby. She wanted her picture taken with this cherubic little fellow who had no idea what this crazy white lady was up to. As if this was not bad enough, she passed the little parcel down the row like a tin of mints so that every wannabe mother could cuddle and hold this pass-along treat. When the little guy became tired and ready for his nap (he apparently missed the opportunity earlier), they started passing him back down the row to return to his mother. This process took a while because everyone needed another hug, cuddle, and picture. Before he made it back to his mother he was fussy and traumatized by all the crazy white women. I suspect he will be scarred for life and have a phobic reaction every time he sees a white woman.

We toured the local hospital which was an adventure. I was busy taking pictures as usual, when a woman walked up to me, pulled up her shirt and pointed at her right breast which had a small bandage on it. I was flabbergasted. I lowered my camera and stared stupidly having no idea what she might be trying to communicate to me. Perhaps in response to my idiocy she pulled up the other side of her shirt and pointed at her left breast which had a matching little bandage. At this point my jaw bounced off the ground. I turned around to my team and asked a ridiculous question: “Did you guys see that?” Of course they had all seen it and they were having great fun at my expense. You never know what will happen when you have a camera.

In the afternoon we toured the campus where David and Felicite had to run for their lives and hide when soldiers opened fire on them. It was sobering, but we concluded our tour at David’s prayer hill which he made to be alone with God. All in all a very good day.

Day 10 – Saturday, June 29, 2013

No class today. We got a chance to sleep in so I did not get up until 6:00am. The days are very consistent here. The sun rises at 6:00am and sets at 6:00pm every day. It is an artifact of being so close to the equator. Most days I have been up by 5:00am and many days earlier. My bucket of water for bathing does not arrive until about 6:30am so I stay in my room until I can bathe. Ginger is the other early riser so she goes out to watch the sunrise in her pajamas. My pajamas, or lack thereof, are not appropriate for sunrises, so I wait. Once in a while I take a shower in the evening and can get out early to watch the sun. It is a great way to start the day.

Today we hiked across the valley to the Twa village where I tormented children with my green laser. It was very eye opening to see how these folks live. Most are illiterate and their life consist of making pots to be sold in town. The pot making is primarily done by the women, while the men quarry stone by hand. They carry huge stones out of a deep pit to load on trucks for sale in town. The ones that don’t go to town are manually broken into gravel and carried to town on their heads for sale. The village has no stone buildings or gravel roadways. Mud huts with thatch roofs and dirt floors are the standard.

I showed up with my ubiquitous camera, taking pictures of everyone and everything. There was one feisty lady, who appeared to be the village shrew. Everyone seemed to be afraid of her, myself included. I took a picture of a small child near her and one of the villagers told on me…tattle tale. She assumed I took a picture of the pot that she was making (presumably so I could learn her secrets and go home and make my own pots, instead of paying her the six and a half dollars she charges for the days of work and years of experience she has poured into one of her pots). She hopped up off the ground, pulled herself up to her full five feet, and came straight at me. I thought we were set for a battle, but she looked up and saw that I was a giant compared to her, stopped dead in her tracks, and shook her finger at me. She told me “No more” and sat down. Boy was I relieved. Even though I towered over her, I’m not sure I could take her. I was about to be beat down by an 80-pound 5-foot Pygmy woman in front of my friends. Boy was I spared some humiliation.

Later in the day we went to visit the source of the Nile. Many countries and locations claim to have the source of the Nile, but to Burundians, this is it. It is the source that is farthest south so it may be the earliest source or first contributor to the Nile, but the word “source” is a bit presumptuous. One of the locals who was part of our group explained to me that they had the power to cut off the source and the Nile would dry up in Egypt causing the whole area to die of thirst. I didn’t have the heart to disabuse him of his delusion by explaining that there are many other sources that contribute, and that the small flow we see coming out of the ground here is not enough water to fill the Nile by itself. I just smiled and admired the power of this little country. The water was cool and sweet and the only place that the Nile is fit for consumption (at least by westerners). We had a lot of fun drinking from the source and taking pictures of each other getting so excited about a spectacle remarkably similar to a running garden hose that children play in.

Day 9 – Friday, June 28, 2013

Today is the final day of the pastors’ seminar. Things have gotten pretty interesting as Gretchen has shared a wife’s perspective of ministry, and how trauma can affect a church. This really captured their attention, which is nice, because we were concerned how they would receive teaching from a woman. No problem. We finished the day with a foot washing ceremony in which Gretchen poured water on their feet, I washed them, and Ginger dried them, while our host, David, prayed for them individually. It was very powerful and moving. One man wept the whole way through it. All were somewhat overwhelmed. At the end they insisted on washing our feet and praying for one of our team members who shared some personal struggles with trauma. After I closed the session, I was still barefoot as I answered questions casually. One older man came over to me carrying my shoes. He said “Papa, your shoes,” and bowed low to show respect. It was all I could do to hold back the tears at this humble display. He taught me more in that one gesture, than I taught them in two full days of teaching.

Day 8 – Thursday, June 27, 2013

Today we started the Pastors conference. This is our shortest conference as it is only 2 days long. This is probably good as everything I presented appears to be brand new for them. As I taught on humility and submission in leadership, I think they were wondering if they really want to be at this conference. Chris started the day off with an ice breaker that required them to get out of their seats and come into the middle of the room. The participants obediently got out of their chairs and queued up where two tables formed a gateway to the middle of the room as if there was an invisible force field across the opening. Encouraging and gesturing could not get them to break the invisible barrier. Chris came to the opening and mimed opening an invisible door, complete with sound effects. This only served to confuse them even more as now the crazy white people were grabbing things that don’t exist. Only by taking them by the arm and ushering them in could we get them to engage. They failed miserably at the ice-breaker task, but the ice was broken. In the morning, some were sitting back with their arms crossed and scowls on their face. By lunch time they were laughing and jumping in with comments. Notice I don’t say they were asking questions. This is a pastor’s conference. The participants are much more comfortable imparting wisdom than they are learning or asking questions. And much like pastors in the US, once they start talking it takes divine intervention to shut them up. Knowing what they are talking about is an unnecessary detail that just gets in the way. So, as you can see, Africans and Americans are not as different as one might expect.

Day 7 – Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Today we conclude the first seminar on Trauma Healing. I’m back to teaching today on the bio-chemistry of the brain – riveting stuff. The most entertaining part was watching the participants try to translate the complex terms. We were able to chase a great rabbit trail when I explained the effects of a prefrontal lobotomy. The questions were so fascinating and unexpected that I found myself just laughing. I don’t think there any squeamish people in Africa. Stuff that would gross out most of us, is a routine part of life for them.

The interesting part of the day was with the kids. Each day while those of us that are teaching are with the adults in the conference room, Chris has the teens with him. Somewhere early in the day they all trek up to the wall that surrounds the campus to make repairs. The wall was originally built with mud instead of mortar. Naturally, the bugs that are always in abundant supply, have been eating their way through the mud leaving the wall vulnerable to tumbling over. The kids are given cement mortar and home-made tools to re-mortar the wall. Their vast skill in masonry work really comes in handy here – Oh, wait, they have no skill or experience. Oh well. They can shove cement in the gaps and it will be a huge improvement. After repairing the wall it is time for lunch. Then the local kids show up for the afternoon programming. This is an experience. Initially some kids were brought in by a community representative from some of the better areas of town. This was effective in lulling our teens into a contented complacency with the mindset of, “We can do this. It isn’t so bad.” Then on the second day of programming, the Twa children showed up in force. It is difficult to find the right adjectives for these children. While the children from town have some reasonable social skills, the Twa have never been socialized. The Twa represent about one percent of the population of Burundi – the poorest one percent. You probably know them better as Pygmies. These children are smaller, dirtier and more assertive than the town children. All of their clothes appear to be the same color – dirt brown. When these little imps were released on our teens, the teens’ complacency was shattered. They found that instructions are something to be ignored, kindness is something to be exploited for personal gain, and limits don’t exist. The teens were able to watch “The Lord of the Flies” played out right in front of them. Tonight the teens came to dinner dirty, exhausted, and looking much like the Twa children. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Day 6 – Tuesday

I just realized that my days are off. What I called Day 1 was actually two days because of the time change and travel. Today is actually the sixth day so you haven’t missed a day, I’ve just corrected the numbering.

I expected today to be very low key for me. Other than the devotions in the morning, I was not scheduled to teach in the seminar. The only day of seminar I’m not teaching. Kim, Gretchen, and Ginger carried the teaching load today. Ginger’s topic was on the use of play therapy, and oh do African’s love to play. She started by having me role play with her typical American children at play. I don’t know if it is because we are the least mature or the most fun, but we sat on the floor and played. Then she asked if anyone was willing to show us how children play in their culture. Boy were they willing. Every time Ginger thought she could move on, someone else had a game or form of play they wanted to demonstrate. There is none of the sheepish false modesty with which we Americans struggle. They play with gusto and get fully into character when role playing. One woman was playing dolls with a stuffed monkey. She wouldn’t give it up. Others would come up to demonstrate and she would continue with her “baby.” I thought Ginger was going to wrestle her to the ground and pull the little rascal right out of her arms. Ginger had to eliminate about two-thirds of her material due to time constraints.

On the way down the hill after the day’s teaching, there was a noticeable difference from the morning trek up the hill. In the morning we were urged along by the stuttering speech of a goat and a sheep. It was morbidly quiet going down the hill. Our hairy and wooly friends had made the ultimate sacrifice in the name of hospitality. Yama choma is a traditional African meal, usually made from goat, in which the meat is skewered and grilled with spices. They don’t call them shish kabobs, but that is what they were. Chunks of meat skewered on thin sticks and grilled over a fire. Many were concerned about consuming goat, especially the cute one they saw that morning, but one taste of the succulent little beasty had us pouncing on the carcass like ravenous wolves. Okay, so I did most of the pouncing, but the goat was phenomenal. Once we gnawed the goat down to the bones we turned our carnivorous attention to the sheep with the fervor of Mongols on a rampage. What was cute in the morning was delicious in the evening, and there was not a whisper of remorse for the loss of life that made this feast possible.